jellyroll22:

inmyboxershalfstonedd:

I am completely done with this website. I can’t even.

CRINE!!!!

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Happy World Book Day!

(Source: starberry-cupcake, via leiawars)

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

(via corinnalee)

kbfoto:

Hahah Oh my god.
Adjust your bust before it combusts. - Fav. For sure. 

kbfoto:

Hahah Oh my god.

Adjust your bust before it combusts. - Fav. For sure. 

(via bellamariette)

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

(via unexotic)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via bellamariette)

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

(Source: sassygraceffa, via florence-bobo)

yunuen:

Legolas needs to get used to having some competition for a change.

(via bellamariette)

My dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and I always thought that was kind of dumb, because I could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world. Not even by far and I always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice. 

And then one day I met the most beautiful woman in the world.

(Source: mattsdebate, via faithtrustandpixiedust15)

vanity-est-venganza:

He was actually the best dad ever, despite being all gruff and business and scary and stuff

vanity-est-venganza:

He was actually the best dad ever, despite being all gruff and business and scary and stuff

(Source: cohenwearsprada)

lozalot:

laterovaries:

larouau12:

shakespearelove:

aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.

I’m freaking the fuck out this is stellar.
notsomolly

I wish I could come up with this stuff! Brilliant!

Fucking epic.

if i ever fail to reblog this… assume i’m dead

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